Wife RescueRiver Song has been captured by a band of savages, the Doctor must rescue her before it's too late.Wife Rescue by Betawhofic
The Doctor crawled stealthily behind the bushes, his floppy hair falling in his face, his bum stuck in the air. The aliens hadn’t noticed him yet, and if he could just get to the other side of their campsite, he could retrieve his sonic screwdriver and his wife.
His wife, unfortunately, was unconscious. She’d had his screwdriver, she’d danced backwards out of the Tardis, teasing him with it, when she’d been jumped and thumped on the head. He’d slammed the door and immediately moved the Tardis, including a few minutes back in time, so he could see what happened.
The Tardis was hidden in a stand of trees not far away, for once, the chameleon circuit was working, making the Tardis look like a tree to blend in with all the others. She always did love River best.
The locals had apparently been unable to decide whether River was a goddess or a demon. (Somet